From Primary

On my first day of primary, sharing time involved all the kids following the teacher and sitting at different points in the room while they talked about a different prophet at each stop. This one little girl, a sunbeam, saw an opportunity to run for the mike. One of the primary presidency said, "Oh, but don't you want to follow the prophet?" And she screamed into the mike, "But I don't WANT to follow the prophet!!!"

We were talking about the Plan of Salvation, and asked "Does anyone know what council means?" and a sunbeam jumped up and down saying, "I do! It means that the real meaning of Christmas is all about candy canes."

That same day the kids were asked if they knew why we were sent to earth. A girl, probably around 5 or 6, said "He sent us to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE" (and she threw back her head while she said the last word, all dramatic-like.)

One little boy was giving the prayer after his talk, with his mom helping him. She whispered into his ear, "Please help us to feel the spirit," and instead he said, "Please help us to fear the spirit."

A boy in CTR 8 was reading Moses 1:39, and he said "For behold, this is my work and my glory — to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man."

During the primary presentation, the sunbeams were up, and this one little girl, bless her heart, said her line perfectly with a little addition .... "My body is a temple and I'm going to marry my mommy."

A Small Rule

It's a good idea not to put kids' names on here. Maybe put their age or CTR/Valiant class if you would like.
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Alright, here's some from my own family. One FHE, my younger brother wanted to pick the song. He couldn't remember how it went, so he went right into it: "Book of boring stories that my teacher tells to me!"

Tonight at FHE we were talking about how a glove represents our bodies, and our hand inside the glove represents our spirits inside our bodies. My little bro and sis had a long row of different gloves on the floor. My brother explained to us that just like gloves, our bodies keep our spirits warm.

haha This one isn't church related, but this same brother once asked me what Facebook was for. Our younger sister said in an I-can't-believe-you-don't-know-this kind of voice: "Ugh! Because your friends are on it. You see their face, and you book them!"