First thing's first...

Alright, here's some from my own family. One FHE, my younger brother wanted to pick the song. He couldn't remember how it went, so he went right into it: "Book of boring stories that my teacher tells to me!"

Tonight at FHE we were talking about how a glove represents our bodies, and our hand inside the glove represents our spirits inside our bodies. My little bro and sis had a long row of different gloves on the floor. My brother explained to us that just like gloves, our bodies keep our spirits warm.

haha This one isn't church related, but this same brother once asked me what Facebook was for. Our younger sister said in an I-can't-believe-you-don't-know-this kind of voice: "Ugh! Because your friends are on it. You see their face, and you book them!"